The Copasetic Lounge

Urbandictionary.com defines H.B.I.C. as ‘Head Bitch In Charge… The female counterpart to the H.N.I.C or the H.M.F.I.C. The “Alpha female”… A lady boss’.  That’s my wife, except not the bitch part.  What is the opposite of a bitch?  I dunno, an anti-bitch?  Well, anyway my wife’s in charge of her office now, so we’ll see how that works out.  Is it better to be a cog in a clusterf*cked organization or head of the f*cked up retarded cogs?  Toe-may-toe, toe-mot-toe…never got that expression.  Who the hell pronounces it toe-mot-toe?  A pretentious rich ass or a pretentious foreigner ass, that’s who.  Everyone in reality says toe-MAY-toe.  Regardless, though, the wife’s running things at her work now.

Not sure if this means:

• a) less stress because she can reorganize/keep these dumbasses on task as to what they’re suppose to be doing (Internet poker is not it by the way).
• b) more stress because these lazyasses are used to no one supervising them and will most likely resist change aimed towards a group dynamic.

I know if it were me, I’d call all these bitches into the conference room and tell them how it is now under me.  Don’t like how I’m gonna run things?  Get the F*ck out…Here let me give you a good long boot from my size 13 shoes to the f*cking curb.  Good luck finding a job, the unemployment rate is at a 26yr high, plus yer a bad employee and a lazy ass, good luck fishing a good reference from me…

I’d be the H.M.F.I.C. (Head M.F. In Charge)…But I’d be in charge…and they’d know it.

As the old adage goes:  If you’re in a position of power, is it better to be feared or loved?

Love is great, they’ll invite you to cookouts, be yer buddies…Fear?  Fear means they’ll be on edge to get things right and scared shittless to goof off.  I’d pick feared.